Wednesday, January 18, 2012

My blackberry's not working!

Watch this video and complete the gaps in the dialogue below:

Customer: I bought something from you last week, and I’m very _____________________.

Shopkeeper: Oh yeah? What’s the problem?

C: Yeah, well, my blackberry is not working.

S: What’s the matter? Did it ____________________ juice?

C: No no, it’s completely __________________!

S: Oh yeah, I can see that! I tell you what, let’s ______ on Orange.

C: It’s got a few black ____________.

S: Yeah yeah, sorry about that.

C: Where-is-umm, can you ____ my blackberry working?

S: Well, it could be an application ___________. Where do you __________ that blackberry?

C: Well, it’s on my ______________.

S: Well, you could try using a mouse - to _______ the blackberry - into the trash. And after you’ve done that, you might want to ____________ the Blackberry from the desktop

C: Well, I’ve already tried that a few times. And all it did was _______________________ up windows.

S: It might ____________________ waiting a couple of weeks: they’ve got the latest blackberries coming in then.

C: Could you give me a date?

S: Certainly.

C: Let me put that date in my diary.

S: Anything else I can help you ___________?

C: Yes, yes. I’ve also got a problem, to be honest, with my apple.

S: Oooh, dear oh dear. That is an old apple, isn’t it? When did you buy that?

C: Last week.

S: Last week? They’ve ___________ two new apples since then!
What’s the problem with it?

C: Well, I tried to put my ___________ in it. But it won’t _____.

S: Oh yeah?! And how big’s your _______________?

C: I don’t know much about these things, but my wife’s seen a few ______ in her time, and she says it’s a little bit on the small side.

S: Well I'm afraid there’s not a lot I can do about that. Tell you what, let me try ____________ it. Oh, it’s crashed. Anything else I can help you with?

C: Well, funnily enough, yes. It’s my grandson’s birthday soon, you see, and he’s already got an apple, and a blackberry; _________, have you got anything else that he might just like?

S: Ooh they’re doing a special offer on these. __________, I can’t make __________________ of them. The kids seem to like them: Eggs Box. Three sixty.

2 comments:

  1. Hahahaha I love this video :), it's insanely funny (at least to me)!! You have to be a little bit freak to understand it, but it's so good.

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  2. i like this video too. it's so funny. in my opinion, it has an incredible humour. Furthermore, the actors are very well because they are able not to laugh in the funniest scenes.

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